That Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) announced today that they have assigned Santa and his reindeer-powered sleigh a special operating authority to engage in intergovernmental freight delivery services directly to rooftops across the United States on Christmas Eve.
In addition, for the first time ever, the FAA issued Santa Claus a special commercial space license for an occupied mission to the International Space Station using his StarSleigh-1 space capsule powered by Rudolph Rocket. The mission permit includes both launch and reintroduction operations and will take place from a US-based spaceport.
“We are excited to help Santa navigate safely through the national airspace system to bring his unique and universal brand of goodwill and joy to children and adults of all ages – even to those orbiting the earth,” the FAA said. administrator Steve Dickson. “Let’s face it, 2020 was a difficult year and we could all use some special holiday cheer that only Santa can deliver.”
Being world humanitarian, Santa knows that this Christmas is different from other years, and he wholeheartedly agrees with the FAA’s decision to prioritize flights carrying COVID-19 vaccines and other cargo that is critical to the nation’s response to the ongoing public health crisis.
Nevertheless, with the help of a flight plan utilizing the simplified flight routes and NextGen satellite navigation, Santa is convinced that he will deliver all his gifts for Christmas morning, as he has done for centuries.
In addition, Santa has notified the FAA that he will fly healthy during his trip by wearing a face mask on his flight to be a great example for anyone traveling by plane this holiday season.
To ensure a safe journey for Santa Claus and all other pilots, the FAA asks the public for help and avoids creating a serious safety risk with drones and lasers. Sending up a drone to take a picture or video of a plane or sleigh is distracting for pilots and will scare the reindeer, while holiday laser light displays aimed at the sky can temporarily blind pilots.